It's back and it appears to be bigger and better than ever!

Good Afternoon- I've got lots to tell you,
lots about LOST and about Doctor Who,
I've added a theory on Claire versus Kate,
And on Saturday the Doctor's back with Catherine Tate!

An evening this week I was lying about,
and saw a new Doctor Who trailer is out,
She says "creatures of metal and creatures of fire",
My lord! Have you seen the Sontarans' attire?

They're fitted with helmets and costumes of doom,
Much similar to Series Three's Judoon,
The Daleks are back and they're at their best,
But to be honest I was hoping they'd give them a rest!

The Ood appear in the trailer as well,
We've not seen them since those pits of hell,
Theoretically they won't be evil this time,
No electrocution or evil red eyes!

But you never know what T. Davies'll do,
'cause after all it is Doctor Who!
Surely they won't leave them as the good guys,
They'll introduce someone bigger in size.

But coming over the return of the bomb,
I've been posting on Lost hyphen theories dot com,
I wrote my own theory on how Kate got the baby,
And how she battled Claire and even killed her maybe.

If you're interested or if there's something you think,
Feel free to click this link- http://www.lost-theories.com/theories/2008/mar/28/evil-claire-v-hero-kate/
Comment please- comment and vote,
Feel free to jab and to poke!

I'm well excited about next week,
in fact I am sat on the edge of my seat,
But in conclusion to this poetic post,
I'd just like to say "That's all, folks!"

If Ferris Bueller thinks he's so smart, he should have tried this quiz.

Good afternoon. Yes I am back so soon. You may be seeing more o me over the next couple of weeks or so as I have a bit of time off for Easter. Anyway, I was listening to Virgin the other morning as usual and Christian's breakfast show have recently recruited a young film reviewer, who has reviewed the following 80s classic:

This young girl inspired me to watch "Ferris Bueller's Day off" and here's my humble verdict:

I agree with Rowey (is that ho you spell it?) in that the actors carried the film and also in the film is very witty. For an American movie of any era to be witty is very rare, I must say, and this movie reflected quite a British style of humour.

Matthew Broderick's acting is superb. All the way through the film, I believed that he was this stylish, sexy, very smart cheeky-chappie with high wit. Despite Broderick's quality performance, one of the best moments in the film remains to be when Cameron is in his car pondering whether to go to see Ferris. His facial expressions and indecisive attitude in that scene are amazing. I loved that scene. That actor is also very good.

I disagree with Rowey in that it is an average film. It is laugh-out-loud funny and you should definitely atch it. It's one most certainly worth a try. However irritating he actually is, on the surface the character of Ferris is impossible not to love! He is the guy every teenager really wants to be. And that is the car every teenager wants. And she is the girlfriend every teenager wants. Must I continue? One thing every teenager doesn't want is that waist-coat. What a huge fopah!

Bueller is incredibly smart, but one must ask them self the question "Is he smart enough to complete the Impossible Quiz?

The Impossible Quiz is a quiz of riddles and mind games. There's puns, memory exercises and mindless mouse-clicking also on your journey to question 110. For example, there is one question where it says "Click the Answer" and you proceed by clicking the words "the Answer". Silly things like this build up the quiz to a level where you actually feel like shooting someone. You should try it.

I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! Michael has returned and I foresaw this happening. I hate that character's guts. he is the slimiest, grimmest, nastiest man I have ever come across. If I was Sayid, I would have never been able to keep my nerve and shake hands with "Kevin Johnson". Johnson my backside!

I hate to say this, but Locke could go stick a knife in his back unprovoked and I couldn't care less.

Well, only another three days until the next episode. Mind you, Knowing LOST they'll probably leave that storyline until about four episodes from now!

Returning to the reviewing side of things, be expecting dozens of reviews over Easter to skim over. Feel free to post or e-mail me your own reviews of appropriate movies at lspcentral@gmail.com Bueller........Bueller............Bueller........

Carry on, I've LOST my marbles.

Dear wideawakejake1,
Cheers for your further input. Don't forget to subscribe to the upcoming LSPmail.Microsoft Bob doesn't seem like a very well thought over piece of software. It's not very necessary anymore either. But, still, very cool. Thanks in regards to the odd covers as well. I really love Leona Lewis' version of that song. I could just sit and listen to her voice for hours on end.
Thanks,
LSP lord.

Good Morning, gracious children. Anyone who wants to inform me of any further odd covers, either copy and paste a link into a comment or e-mail me them on lspcentral@gmail.com.
Anyway, returning to the intended post topic(s), another episode of LOST is aired on Sky One tonight. I am so obsessed with this phenomonal thing tthat as my family provide Richard Branson with his money, we have to visit somebody else to watch it.
Recently, LOST writers have been providing us with answers, which is extremely out-of-the-ordinary for them. Tonight (hopefully), we will be finding out who Bn's spy on the boat is. However, I already have an idea;
As LOST was finishing last Sunday, the voice-over woman on Sky One told the audience that an old face will return. So, I ran things over in my mind....and ultimately came down to the fun-sucking, sneery guy who kills people and then legs it: Michael. So, if Michael is to return, what of Walt? Locke recently saw a vision of Walt and said something like "It looked like Walt, only taller," so if Walt returns his extreme increase in height will have to be explained.

I was pondering whether to post on this on the grounds of where I heard it. I can tell you now that I am not a regular Richard and Judy viewer, but I was watching the chat show with my Grandmother when I saw this (watching Richard and Judy is one of those things I don't do, like read Red-top newspapers):
In 2004, it was announced that the truly wonderful Doctor Who would be returning and it was a great success. Also around this time was the return of the Magic Roundabout, in CGI for. New versions of the "Care Bears" and "Cabbage Patch Dolls" were also released. Next came the CGI Captain Scarlet and earlier the live-action Thunderbirds.
Last year, Rocky Six was released under the name "Rocky Balboa" and Sylvester Stillone madfe his comeback. "Rambo" has just hit the big screen and new Indiana Jones and Star Trek movies have been announced. To top it off, "Gladiators" and "Flash Gordon" are returning.
Despite all these new re-makes, I never thought this would happen. On Richard and Judy on friday, the couple and some guests were discussing the announce of a 32cnd "Carry On" film. Carry on, in my opinion, has "had it's day" to put it in a nutshell. I doubt the new film will be successful. The idea alone is absoloutely insane. That never stopped me, but whatever idiots are planning to take part in this lunacy, get real. Carry On, to make a harsh analogy, is like a tin of rice pudding. It's one of those things that you take from the back f the cupboard then realise that it's out-of-date. Seriously, stop this madness before I have to.

The Hoosiers never fail to impress.

Good Afternoon. I haven't posted for some time now. It was those American questions that put me off posting, I think. However, I plucked up the courage to post after the amazing performance the Hoosiers cooked up at their concert last night. They have a fancy dress theme for their concerts, so my mother and I had bought ourselves two fantastic superhero costumes. I was dressed as the Flash and my mother Wonder Woman. The costumes were based on those of the characters in the CARTOON NETWORK JLA cartoon.

The band pulled off a fantastic performance, complete with a rendition of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"! A new song was also played. As the Hoosiers are a generally quirky band, the concert was expected to have it's quirks;

When the hit single, Goodbye Mr. A was played, two large red and green balloons were thrown into the audience. On popping, confetti fell from them onto the floor (lord, do I feel sorry for the cleaners!).

What a band the Hoosiers are! Lads, if you ever read this, you are incredible.



I do hope my readers have been keeping up with LOST. I've been having a good look around LOST-theories.com and have found some very interesting ideas. At the moment, however, it seems like the writers are just building up each idea of the season, so there's not much new to have a theory on. By the way, to all LOST-theoriers, my username is LSP lord.

As you know from a very early post of mine, I'm a big fan of odd covers, and the Manic Street Preachers' Umbrella is a hit for me. It's great to hear their take on a song with such a wasted great melody........just thought I'd say that!
Okeydokey, then. On that note, don't forget to subscribe to the newsletter, keep your questions coming, and be good! Until next time......(you know what I'm going to say)......that's all folks!

Oceanic Seven, Doctor Whom and Doctor Who S4!

Good afternoon,
Today, as you can see from the post title, I plan to blog on three issues. My first point concerns a LOST theory. Wideawakejake1, infact, thought up this fantastic teory, an if it were a post on LOST-theories.com, I guess it would be entitled "Oceanic Seven". This is what it states;
In The Beginning of an End", Hurley yells "I'M ONE OF THE OCEANIC SIX!" at the Police Force. This leads one to assume that six people get off the island, and three of which are Hurley, Jack and Kate. But I would like you to take a second of your time to re-consider the latter. Kate Austen was a fugitive before the crash, nd was even on the plane with a marshall. So, looking at the flashbacks seen in seasons 1, 2 and 3, would you go shouting "I'm home! I'm home!" when you go back?No. You would not. Surely this is a great oppurtunity for Kate to hide away, adopt a new identity (we'll come back to new identities later) and live a normal life. In conclusion, if it's in the press that six came back, then maybe seven did, including Kate.
Then the point comes back round to "Well then, who are the Oceanic Six?". Most internet theories on this seem to be based mainly on speculation, however one cannot help pondering over who it's likely to be. Jin, Sun and Sayid seem to be popping up in various places, and also the quesion of whether Juliette and Ben could be included. A simple answer to this question is "NO. Even if they're back, they weren't on the plane, so they're not Oceanic."
However, this is where it comes back round to new identities. What if Juliette and Ben said they were on the plane and came up with identities of the dead? Are Dharma that powerful?
Anyway, enough LOST theorying for one day. Now we come to my second point- the parodic novel by A. R. R. R Roberts that has had some copies sold galaxywide-it's name is Doctor Whom. It has to be the funniest thing I have read since I finished the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy around a year ago. It has an awfully confusing, yet ultimately meaningful non-linear narrative and a narrator obsessed with grammar to the point when it drives you insane. Nonetheless, it is an amazing piece of literature and I would recommend it to anyone who calls themselves a Doctor Who fan. And on the subject of Who......

Recently, I went to see the cheesy P.S I Love You starring Friends' Lisa Kudrow. It's plot made no sense, to be ruthlessly frank, but this is not what I am here to say. Before I determined the movie's cheesy nature there's the long and dawnting task of watching the trailers. One of them, I have to say, was amazing. It was the trailer to Doctor Who series four. From what I saw, the fourth season will be a mind-blowing, quirky, monster of a season with a larger-than-large budget. This time, it's on a much larger scale. Bernard Cribbins will reappear as Donna's grandfather and Donna seems to be confronted by a giant CG bumblebee in one shot. Martha and Rose also turn up towards the end- Rose looking shocked and Martha looking strangely evil!
Finally, this is where my post has to end I'm afraid, but I can promise you more geektastic fun in due time.

The Trick to Life is not to get too attached to it.

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Dear Matt,

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Good afternoon,
Today I have yet another rather odd post title. It is not a piece of moral advice, it is not me being cynical and it is most definitely not anything at all to do with religion! It is infact, a song lyric from the Hoosiers' debut album. The lyric is from the title track, "The Trick to Life".
I must take this oppurtunity to congragulate the zany, yet absoloutely fantastic band for their making of such an amazing album. The Trick to Life is one of those albums where there is not one run-of-the-mill track. It is absoloutely FANTASTIC!!!

Starting the album with the bang that is their debut single "Worried About Ray", the Hoosiers then go on to reveal to us their quirky and high-pitched current single, "Worst Case Scenario". The band tone it down a touch with the next track, but don't hesitate to pick up the pace once again with the truly fantastic "Goodbye Mr. A". The rest of the album continued to blow my mind. "Cops and Robbers" and "The Trick to Life" are two "catchy" tracks to name a few.
The band's concerts are also rather unusual, bearing a fancy dress theme.

Please click this link to access Hoosiers videos from YouTube.

My second point today is LOST hysteria! It is now only roughly two days until LOST season four is aired in the UK (or Yookay as Mr.Copper would say). It's tagline, "Some will be saved" is rather intriguing, wouldn't you say? The first episode, "The Beginning of the End" was aired in the US yesterday. However, I still need to view the Mobisodes or LOST: Missing Pieces before it is aired on Sky One.
My third brief point is that LSP now has a sponsor. Stylux software solutions are now our official sponsor, so I have been firmly instructed to post any Stylux news on this blog. Time to Laugh are also in conjunction with Stylux sponsoring me, so be sure to laugh your head off!
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LOST: What the hell is going on?

Good afternoon. For all the Lost fans out there, I have a revelation: I am also a fan. I have never blogged on Lost before as I had a delayed introduction to the programme and have only recently finished watching season three. I was therefore wary of saying anything about the show earlier in case anything was given away by comment-posters.

So, last night, as soon as I finished "Through the Looking Glass" I had a bit of a surf of the net to find any Lost theories. The website I found was the so-called Lost-theories.com. I was told by a friend, however, about the grumpy posters on the site who do nothing but pic if someone's touched on what you are saying in a thread five years ago! Seriously, what kind of nobody would look through all the previous posts to check if their theory has been posted or dismissed prior to them visiting the site. To be frank, their attitude and their spelling skills both stink.

One interesting theory, however, is that Jack is Jacob. A lot of the evidence involves utter speculation of "The Man Behind the Curtain". Jacob's "help me" is the main root of the theory, seeing Locke later attempt to prevent Jack from finding rescue. So, if the majority are right and Jacob is the black smoke, then he came to John in the form of Walt to tell him about Jack's being him. He instructs John to stop Jack from finding rescue, so he would never have to go through the utter torture of being the leader of the Others. Jacob can seemingly take any shape and we see one of his forms for a split second during "The Man Behind the Curtain". Is this his true form? Now, some amazingly helpful person has slowed down the clip. Here it is;

It is not very clear, but he appears to be wearing brown and has a beard. Is the brown outfit a Dharma uniform? His eye can also be seen at one point. Maybe this eye is Ben's, but it's not Locke's as he is seen in the shot immediately afterwards. Who the hell is Jacob?