Friday, July 4, 2008

Mickey is now absolutely DEFINITE for Journey's End.

Good afternoon. I am confirming officially that Mickey Smith is in 4.13 Journey's End. I've been watching the incredibly short exclusive clip in much detail and I've taken this confirming screenshot:


And is that Sarah Jane? Has she been captured too? Just click it to make it bigger or click here to see the video in full.
I can't wait until next episode! Is he regenerating?! That's all, folks. Expect a review this weekend.
xxx

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Midnight----Turn Left------and a new title revealed.

Good afternoon. Sorry I keep having to double-up on the reviews- I have NO time on my hands. So much to do- no time to do it, eh? Well, anyway, you're due two reviews- Midnight, and Turn Left. So, first up, is Midnight...


4.10 MIDNIGHT

*****

RUNNING TIME: 45 mins approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, David Troughton.


IN A NUTSHELL:

This is a Marmite episode- you either love it or you hate it. A friend of mine described it as the "cr*ppiest episode ever", but her opinion doesn't matter. I'm here to give my opinion;


MY HUMBLE OPINION:

I can understand why this episode wouldn't appeal to some. There was no huge flying saucers, or Daleks, or colossal monsters, or Bad Wolves, or explosions; it was understated and rather emotional. That was what another friend said when we were chatting about the episode. She asked me when I was doing a review of Midnight, and then proceeded to give me her opinion. Get a blog, woman!

Anyway, back to the review (sorry about that little tantrum there). The lack of Donna was unfortunate, though it did allow Wussell to do more with the Doctor than he could have done if Donna was present. Sitting sunbathing indoors is such a Donnaish thing to do.

I've given it four stars instead of five because the characters were characatures. Jethro was stereo-typical teenage and the Professor guy was stereo-typical Scientist. Those parents were just boring, now, weren't they?! It was a bit too cheesy and camp (Oh-I've just described Russell T Davies).

Also, it had "episode-before-the-finale" syndrome in that every proper fan was urging it to be next week and waiting patiently for the next time preview. It's something we all do.




The next review is for Turn Left- a great episode.


4.11 TURN LEFT

*****

RUNNING TIME: 45 mins. approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Billlie Piper, Bernard Cribbins, Bad Wolf


IN A NUTSHELL:

Fantastic episode that proved that "What if?" is a terrifying question. Donna turned right rather than left, and it caused utter catastrophe (both with characters dying and the chronology, but we won't even go into that).


MY HUMBLE OPINION:

I thought that Turn Left was brilliant. Eyes were rolled as I chanted the production code of each episode referenced as the episode went on. You could tell that my family thought I was very sad. Rose's return was rather spectacular, but has Billie Piper had some more lip surgery since the last time we saw her because her lips were massive and she had a lisp! And what is it with those coloured jackets- Martha had a red one, Rose a blue. I tell you what- that costume department can't get enough of the good ol' brightly coloured jackets!

In parts, it reminded me of 3.13 in that it focused on this bleak world in times of crisis.

I think that Bernard Cribbins's character, Wilf, is outstanding and should serve as a long term companion. It'd be good to have an old fogey in the TARDIS.

Overall, this was a great episode and I quite honestly don't have much more to say about it, just watch out for those two words...



The title of next episode has been revealed to be "The Stolen Earth" and some more characters have been confirmed to return. Jackie, Mickey, Gwen, Ianto and Harriet Jones are definitely returning, and the rumour is very strong on Davros. I'm well excited. That's all, folks.

xxx

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Welcome to the all new re-vamped blogLSP!




Good afternoon. blogLSP is back, and it's better than ever. This post alone, I have lined up for you an introduction to some new features and two Doctor Who reviews! O.K., so allons-y, first up, LSP is getting a myspace. It will help me to get new readers, and get a better relationship with the ones I already have. The only reason I haven't made it yet is because I'm a busy busy guy. I have a new sponsor because Stylux were being little so and sos about my methods of promotion. My new sponsor is comp-forums.blogspot.com, also run by a guy on his own, so don't let the dude tell you otherwise. Anyway, let's crack on with the review of "The Unicorn and the Wasp"- better than I had anticipated.




4.7 THE UNICORN AND THE WASP.

*****

RUNNING TIME: 45 mins approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Fenella Woolgar




IN A NUTSHELL:


What a rather surprisingly fantastic episode! Initially, when I discovered that the episode was to be a comedy written by the same writer as 3.2, I was not, pardon the pun, amused. Comedy Doctor Whos are not usually very funny. Usually just the Doctor doing a lot of silly voices and making silly jokes, but this was different. It was a comedy Doctor Who like I've never seen one before. L...O...L.




MY HUMBLE OPINION:

Well, well, well- the third writer to appear in new Doctor Who... on a comedy. Charles Dickens worked, Shakespeare didn't. You just can't do Shakespeare. Especially when played by a Mancunian. He looked like he'd been pulled straight out of the Happy Mondays to be perfectly honest. However, Agatha Christie was in a different league all together. A friend of mine actually described this episode as being "like the best Doctor Who ever." I wouldn't go that far, but it's definitely up there in the best of Series Four. The use of Cluedo characters was funny without being silly, and the humour was O.K. because it was the type of humour where the characters don't know they're funny, like in a sit-com. Catherine Tate's acting was, like in previous episodes, exceptionally good, and I am starting to question whether she is better than Billie Piper was when she was Rose. She's most definitely been a stronger character so far- I can see that only from Episode 7. There wasn't much action, but that totally fitted the episode.


Moving on to 4.8, can I say that this is the best episode of Series Four so far. Here we go- it's Silence in the Library, ladies and gentlemen:


4.8/4.9 SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY/FOREST OF THE DEAD

*****

RUNNING TIME: 190 mins approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Alex Kingston, Colin Salmon.


IN A NUTSHELL:

I was tempted to give this story six stars. It is yet another masterpiece from the genius that is Steven Moffatt. The character of River was portrayed beautifully by Kingston and she is a character that I can't wait to see again. Like I say always, great acting from both Tate and Tennant.


MY HUMBLE OPINION:

Well, well, well- I'm now even more excited about Moffatt taking over from Russy Wussy. He's written THE best episodes in modern Doctor Who, including Blink and The Empty Child. His monsters are always the best because he deals with everyday things and makes them scary- children searching for their mummies, statues, and now the most ordinary of all- shadows. His stories are much more complex than Wusssell's and to put it plainly, he rocks-my-socks.

The concept of river is oh so very interesting- a companion from the future, who knows the Doctor's name! I'm starting to think she'll end up being a Danielle Rousseau-style character, who pops up every now and again when you've forgotten about her. She may turn up in the Series finale, she may not. I'm not so sure, but I think that Jenny definitely will. It will be a missed opportunity if she does not. 8.8 left us with almost as much ambiguity as LOST, but unlike LOST, 8.9 solved it all, piece by piece.

The one word I would use to describe this would be "phenomenal", which is a word I use very sparsely. Just fantastic.

Anyway, bye for now. To chat about the LOST series finale, just log on to my lost-theories account. And I hope to be seeing you very soon indeed. That's all folks.

xxx

Monday, May 26, 2008

Eurovision! Ha ha ha!

Ha Ha ha! I made Eurovision appear on Saturday to destroy Doctor who! Ha ha ha ha ha! I replaced Dotor Who wth my favourite show. I watch it every year. Ha a ha. And soon I will take over the......LSP lord, is that you?
TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Welcome to blogLSE! [mad cackling]

Bad afternoon. You may have noticed that the layout has changed on this insignificent little blog. I love this layout personally. Oh, sorry, how impolite of me! I haven't introduced myself- hi. I'm the LSElord and on behalf of the League of supreme evil, I would like to introduce you to blogLSE. Never mind the LSP lord and all his geeky babbling. I am against all things geeky. Oh, btw, these links keep infecting my new blog. Ignore them. I don't know what they are. So, be planning to see me from now on as the LSP lord is locked up in a hidden place in cyberspace! Hahahaha!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Wait is Over: blogLSP's jumbo special is here!

(Good afternoon) It's here! The jumbo special is finally here! Three times the reviews, three times the content, three times the fun! It's been nearly three weeks since I last reviewed a Doctor Who and it's now time for me to review The Sontaran Stratagem. By the way, there's this guy going round, from a galaxy far far away and for some reason, he's out to get me and this blog. The LSElord's his name. If he sends you any e-mails, ignore them.

4.4/4.5 THE SONTARAN STRATAGEM/THE POISON SKY
*****
RUNNING TIME: 90mins approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Freema Ageyman, Christopher Ryan.


IN A NUTSHELL:

A fairly good story, but I found myself picking at my nails or stroking the dog in unnecessary parts. A nice return of the Sontarans, but my friend said they weren't scary enough. I told him he'd be scared if he saw one in a dark back alley. He agreed, and told me he'd run if he saw a walking potato anywhere.



MY HUMBLE OPINION:

It was a good story, as good as Planet of the Ood, better than Partners in Crime, but not as good as The Fires of Pompeii. However, I think the latter can be excused as Fires was an exceptionally good episode. Martha's return was dealt with well- she's a different character now, but Ageyman's acting was very poor. Catherine Tate wipes the floor with her. She provides that awful new Doctor Who cheese, the sort of "It's Martha and I'm bringing you back to Earth!" It's all really staged and unnatural- one wouldn't say that on the phone. The story was good continuity wise, explicitly referencing the UNIT dating controversy, bringing back the Valiant and confirming that the Brig is still alive and that the name of the Sontaran home world is Sontar. This was only said in the Doctor Who Role-playing Game, which I have by the way! I got it for a tenner at Galaxy Four in Sheffield, but anyway, back to reviewing the episode.

Luke Rattigan was a rather odd character, imho, in that his American accent was awful and unnecessary. Once it was discovered that he couldn't do an American accent to save his life, he should have abandoned the whole idea and been British. Or is that actor Irish, because that's what he sounded like halfway through 4.4! Overall, an OK story.



OK then, well I've decided to forget about reviewing LOST, because then I'll have to keep doing it, and I can't be bothered, to be quite frank. So, instead, before I move on to 4.6, I shall review Book 7 in The Demonata, Death's Shadow;



DEATH'S SHADOW

****1/2
AUTHOR: Darren Shan SERIES: The Demonata BOOK: seven

IN A NUTSHELL: I nearly gave this five stars, but it lacked the emotion that some of the others had, especially in Saga. So, I compromised at four and a half. But on a positive note, it was an action packed gruesome monster of a tale with an ending to die for.


(Spoilers for books 1-6 below)



MY HUMBLE OPINION:
I loved this book. In fact, I enjoyed it so much that yesterday, I got it at 12:30 and had read it by 21:00! That, ladies and gentlemen, is what Darren Shan does to you. Grubbs isn't at the heart of the tale- it is focused on and told by Bec, who reappeared at the close of book 6. The story starts, and she is struggling to cope with life in the 21st century. She is feeling lonelier than ever, as Dervish is treating her as an interpreter for the dead Bill-E. It seems like a calm tale at the start, but as usual demons and creatures are never far away. But this time, Lord Loss is not the prime menace. A more powerful being, "the Shadow" as it has been dubbed by Beranabus is about to take control. It's big, it's bad, and it means business. Go out there and get this book. It's definitely worth the £13 it costs in hardback.

So, anyway, The Doctor's Daughter. Here goes:

4.6 THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER
*****
RUNNING TIME: 45 mins approx. STARS: David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Freema Ageyman, Georgia Moffett




IN A NUTSHELL:


Wow. That was awesome. Tear-jerkingly awesome.




MY HUMBLE OPINION:


By the near end of this episode, there was a salty tear in the corner of my eye, and that's something not even 4.2 did. Ageyman's acting was once again poor, but Moffett's made up for it. There was something about the way she played the character that made you believe she had the Doctor in her. I really saw the David Tennant coming out in her, especially in that scene when she noted "I love the running" in that Doctorish way. There would be no better person to play this part. The Hath remind me of the Mon Calamari from STAR WARS a lot, but I guess that's OK. They're from a water world after all.


Really, this episode needed to be a two parter. The Sontaran one should have been one part and this two, giving the Doctor more time to bond with Jenny and Martha more time to bond with crazy Hath fish dude.

And one more thing- if you're going to make a clone person, perfect for warfare, you put them in some fierce body armour. Titanium, maybe. One doesn't make them in a short sleeved T-shirt and a pair of combats! The army aren't going "Well our primary objective is to make her look attractive.", are they?!

But, anyway, until next time, that's all, f- what the hell is that?!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Haha- fooled you! No review this week guys!

Good afternoon. Ha- I fooled you didn't I? I'm not giving my review until at the earliest, May the 4th. I'm not giving a review for each part of the episode, but I shall do an overall one after the Poison Sky has aired. However, the problem is, that I have made the mistake of taking a family camping trip this weekend, therefore missing the next episodes of both Doctor Who and LOST! I do no know what I shall do. I really do not. I may seriously start to cry.


But oh well.


Anyway, I have both uploaded and discovered some new videos on You-of-the-Tube.

First of all, the ones I uploaded:


My inflatable Ood gives one an insight into this site with the help of his friends, Silly Slitheen, the Ninth Doctor, Superman, Batman, Ferris Bueller and an unlikely Dalek with no eyestalk. This video was incredibly fun to make, as I used only my phone, a purple felt tip, some A4 paper and a few toys. I was in the house on my own and was very bored. Very bored indeed.



Well, if there's one word to describe this, it's poor. And if there's one hyphenated word, it's slap-dash. And if there's four words it's slightly out of tune. I hit many many wrong chords, and at one point mean to film Oddy and don't. [head in hands]


So, there you go. In fact, I've found a better word- embarrassing.


But, to come back from defeat (and utter humiliation), I have also discovered some. These Asian guys have made some of the most side-splitting videos I have ever seen (and mean that).

The group advertise a new eight hundred quid iPod that can store up to six and a half songs- the iPod human.


A poor innocent man is given a DVD that I don't need- How to Be Nerd.



An opinionated chap tries to put across his view on the horrors of subliminal messaging.

Anyway, next time, be hoping for a jumbo post with double the reviews- The Poison Sky and The Shape of Things to Come.
But today, that's all folks!